Reader beware: It’s a doozy!

Disclaimer: Wow! I had this post written and nearly ready for posting, back in JANUARY! Eek. I’m not sure what happened, but I have decided it is time to revise and post this bad boy. So sit back, grab a mug of coffee and get ready for some giggles! 🙂 

The title says it all. This post is chock full of craziness! Such is my life as of lately. I am full force into phasing into my student teaching. I spend all day, every day with my little kiddos and I love them to death! Last week was quite the week however, and I had every intention of writing about it in the middle of the week and of course, things got too hectic. The reason this week was a doozy has to do with the wide array of situations I was exposed to and handled this past week! I dealt with blood, snot, poo and vomit – all within 4 hours! I am pretty sure that is record, unless you’re a parent, then of course it might be a daily occurrence. 😉 If you’re interested to find out the story behind these bodily fluid stories, keep reading. Otherwise, scroll down to the best part of this post… the goodies I baked today!

It was a doozy of a day…

Before beginning my story it is important to understand that I have begun ‘phasing in’, which means I am slowly taking over subjects throughout the day so I will be nearly full time by the time February begins. That being said, I am teaching the entire morning now. So rewind to Wednesday. We had just finished our reading block, and were all nestled together doing our little math calendar routine when all of a sudden a hand goes up and I hear a Mrs. Santie!! {Which generally drives me nuts, because the kids always yell my name, I’ve been working diligently to teach them patience!} Its my little sweetie, “MY NOSE IS BLEEDING!!!” And was it ever, I no sooner got tissues to her and the blood was gushing out of her nose. I freaked! I haven’t even had a bloody nose myself, and I was unsure of school procedures for such a situation, so I sent one of my kiddos to find my mentor teacher. She wasn’t in the hallway like I thought she was – so my little guy begins pounding on the shared room to get the attention of one of our para-educators! {Think Mervyn’s “Open, open” commercials!}

The funny part is that if he had run back into our classroom, the door is always unlocked in there! Haha. Long story short, my little kiddo was okay and I learned procedure for bloody noses. It was fairly comical.

Everything seemed to be back to normal after lunch. We did our math lesson, and got through our math quizzes. The kids worked so hard. It was great! We transitioned into our Daily 5 time {Which is essentially like the Silent Sustained Reading {SSR} time we had as kids}, the kids grabbed their school boxes and found their reading spots. All was good. Their time was up so we were gathering back on the carpet to evaluate their success and the kids started freaking out… “EWWWW it stinks!”, “It smells like fart!!” I tried calming the kids down but geez, it really did stink and it wasn’t going away!

Fast forward… we had finished Daily 5 were now lining up for recess and another one of our kiddos had a break down and started arguing with mentor teacher, he started crying and his whole face was covered, I mean COVERED with snot. So I stayed back and calmed him down. We walked out to recess and the kids were all playing nicely. After recess it was time for P.E., we all lined up, and guess what? It still stinks! Just about then, my teacher noticed a strange mark on one of our kiddos pants. She approached him, “Did you have an accident?”, he absolutely denied it as he was backing up into a bush to cover his bottom!  Long story short — the smell at carpet?! He pooed his pants! Oh my goodness, it was sooo bad. I felt horrible for him, and for everyone who had to enter our classroom!! We sent him to the nurse and then headed up to check on him. After talking with the office staff, we checked our mailbox and headed back into the hall where we noticed a second grader running down the stairs, when all of a sudden… vomit. Oh geez… all I could think was “Really?!” and then, “Oh no! Damage control time!” Our little kinders were walking out to second recess, I had to guide them around the vomit and get them to walk outside, they were like deer in a headlight, couldn’t get over what they were seeing!

Needless to say, it was a doozy of a day!

Kind of like my treats I made yesterday. I think we all know that I love chocolate and peanut butter. You can’t go wrong there! This is a doozy of a delicious combination!

Double Chocolate Espresso Sandwich Cookies with Peanut Butter Buttercream

Double Chocolate Espresso Sandwich Cookies

Ingredients:

1 cup flour
3/4 cup dutch processed cocoa powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
8 T unsalted butter, softened
2/3 cup granulated sugar
¼ cup firmly packed brown sugar
1 large egg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
¾ cup chocolate chips
1 tsp instant espresso powder

Directions:

1. Whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder. Set aside.
2. In another bowl, cream together the butter and both sugars. Stir in the egg and vanilla.
3. Gradually mix in the flour mixture to the wet mixture, until just incorporated. Stir in the chocolate chips.
4. Separate the dough into two and roll them into 2 uniform logs about 12 inches long. Refrigerate it until firm enough to slice.
5. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
6. Cut the logs into 1 inch slices and place 1 ½ inches apart on the prepared sheets. Bake for 15 minutes, or until the dough looks just baked. The cookies should be tender, so do not over bake. {Note: watch these closely! I was chit-chatting with a friend and not paying attention. My cookies turned out crispy. Take out a little earlier than your judgement tells you!}

Peanut Butter Buttercream

Ingredients:

2 1/2 c powdered sugar
1/2 c creamy peanut butter
1/2 tsp vanilla
2-3 T milk

Directions:

1. Cream together butter and peanut butter.
2. Add vanilla, mix until creamy and combined.
3. Slowly add powdered sugar until incorporated.
4. Add milk and then whip until creamy. Frosting should be slightly thick.

Source & Recipe: Lovin’ From the Oven, originally from Jules Food

Cheers! Hope y’all have a fabulous weekend!! 🙂

Advertisements

4 thoughts on “Reader beware: It’s a doozy!

  1. LOL, Stefanie! You weren’t kidding. Ok, I did laugh and gag. Always wonder about those poor nurses who have to actually clean the kids up after they have those truly disastrous events.

    Am SO craving one of your dreamy cookies. Love anything with peanut butter.

    • Haha. Sorry for that Laura! I was just amazed that he was reading in the corner and too busy to ask to go to the bathroom. He literally did it while reading in the CLASSROOM! Oh boy. It was bad. I felt horrible for our nurse. She had a really rough day that day!

      Those cookies are delish. You’ll have to try them. Just make the cookie part smaller than you think. Mine came out too big for my liking. I ended up cutting them in half! Miss you Laura!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s